Coo%%&kie Disturbbb#@ances

Millions of cookies blasting through our network are causing some disturbances. Please stand by while we recalibrate our high frequency ovens to correct the 503 error issues. We’ve recruited some grannies as network engineers to sort out this doughy mess so our network doesn’t crumble.

Some of the custom content we have on our server might not load for new players. Our MOTD might also have trouble loading. We hope you can bake the patience while we get this sorted out.

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